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I Can’t Wait to Be a Rich Old Man With My Trophy Wife at an Art Museum

I Can’t Wait to Be a Rich Old Man With My Trophy Wife at an Art Museum

Author The DegeneratePosted on February 12, 2020June 27, 20231 Comment

Wandering around museums staring at art and people is fun, even when I’m dressed like a dad at a suburban barbecue, worried the grass might stain my New Balances, and everyone else throws me looks as if I walked into the building assuming it was a Buffalo Wild Wings and was too ashamed to leave despite a lack of deep fried cheesecake bits.

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